alfredopizzaluver151 asked: Can you make an entire homestuck song out of "prince ali"? Pfft

toastyhat-deactivated20180203:

Okay I will.  I didn’t want to but I will.  The syllables will fit and work with the tune and it’s gonna be at least on the high end of mediocre.

edit/On a side note, the more I listen to this song the more I love it and the more I respect whoever wrote it.

edit/Made the verses about all his animals focus on horses only.

edit/Gets kind of tongue-twistery in places, sorry about “brindled and dappled”.  STILL FITS THOUGH.  Lemme know if you’re having trouble with the emphasis and I’ll see if I can clear things up!

Yes It’s Me (Andrew Hussie), a parody of Prince Ali from the movie Aladdin, based on this post I made last night

Make hay, for it is he!
Say neigh! for it is he!

Hey! Here’s a webcomic most bizarre
The author inserted his avatar
But he, like the rest of the cast, was bound to die

Thus slain
With a gun,
And nowhere to run,
He’ll leave you to wonder why!

Yes it’s me,
Andrew Hussie,
Author of Homestuck!
For a laugh,
I’ll kill off half
Of your OTP (“of” is optional if you like it better without)

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I had to do it.

It had to be sung.

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