> Jane: Read Pony Pals.

My little pony, my little pony, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhh aaahhhhhhh

> Jane: Examine contents.

Yeah, you can really tell Dirk and Dave are related.

> Jane: Flip to page 1.

Scratch that, you can GUARANTEE that Dirk and Dave are related.

Hah, he thinks Harley is a dumb name, how’s that for irony?

Anna is a good name for her, wow, You can almost hear the “Nanna” echoing from this page.

And now we know where “Lil’ Sebastian” came from.

> Jane: Turn page.

…..

I’m sorry, what?

Uh, wow, this is both funny and silly and stupid and “Dirk, the hell is wrong with you?”

Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles.

This dude is nuts.

His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it’s cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.

Strider logic, it’s cathartic in the worst ways possible.

He tends to get carried away with his projects.

This is going to be relevant eventually.

> Jane: Just check out the file already.

You try to distract yourself with Strider’s literature, but it’s no use. Your curiosity is overwhelming. Lalonde could be gone for hours, for all you know. Surely there couldn’t be any harm in just installing the file, could there?

You know, for a comedian, your concept of “Tempting fate” is poor.

> ==>

That’s an odd extension for a file. You don’t think you’ve ever seen it before.

The ‘Til Death extention.

Seriously, am I the ONLY person who didn’t know “~” was called a “Tilde”? I feel like an idiot here!

> Jane: Install Sburb client.

It doesn’t even seem to install anything. It just runs a small application when you execute it.

Looks like you’re one keypress away from playing. Do you dare?

Jegus, what happens when Roxy isn’t around? I mean, shouldn’t Roxy be the Server or… I forget how that order goes.

> Jane: Press enter.